Do not go supermarket shopping whilst hungry.
In an unprecedented guerilla attack, two (not one, but two) bars of Green and Black's chocolate threw themselves into my basket this morning whilst Boy #2 and I were out stocking up on frozen goodies for future babysitter visits.
Since we got home, one of the bars has already been opened.
No sharing with the family has been in evidence.
And in other news;
the Mouse is back.
I suppose these facts might be related..?
Whilst it's tempting to answer that with an ex-colleague's favourite response of "No shxt, Sherlock..." I fear that this was, instead, an 'accident' waiting to happen. I've - just about - reached my target weight. My jeans are finally loose again. So rather than standing still and simply enjoying the moment, I react as countless other women do in this situation.
Don't worry on my behalf, though. I will throw the chocolate bars away.
Well - I will certainly throw the empty wrappers away, in any case.