Whatever happened to Shergar?How can it be that so many men swear blind they like the natural, non-surgically augmented girl-next-door look, and yet Pamela Anderson is a star?
Did my older son really believe that the bogies he's wiped on to the wall next to his bed would never be spotted?
Why can't I walk in reeeaaaaaallllly high heels without doing myself and anyone around me an injury?
Did anybody actually properly understand the novel 'Sophie's World'?
Who decided that black and blue don't go together in a fashion sense?
Will I ever manage to wean myself off Diet Coke?
Backcombed hair, 80's style. Why did we do it? Actually there are a whole load of 80's fashion crimes I could ask that question about. Ra-ra skirts. Robotic dancing. Jumpsuits. Legwarmers. Pantaloon trousers. Batwing shirts. Knickerbockers. Ruffled necklines. Fluorescent bead necklaces...
How come Tracey Emin's unmade bed is 'art' and mine is just messy? (Or rather, would be, if I didn't bother to continuously remake it after my sons have snuck in and used it as a tent / hiding place / jungle / trampoline / train ten times a day).
How can a man reach the grand age of nearly 40, excel at just about everything he does, be a wonderful husband, father and friend, and yet still not be able to put a cover on a duvet?