Me: "OK, time to get out of the bath now."
Unspecified son climbs gingerly out of the bath. It is immediately apparent why.
Me (choosing to ignore said reason) "Right, let's get you dry..."
Unspecified son: "Look. "
Me: "Yes, I see..."
Unspecified son (very seriously): "I think, I think, that it just wants to... take a look around..."
Me (keeping an amazingly straight face under the circumstances): "Yes, you're probably right."
Unspecified son: "It does that sometimes. And then it just goes back to sleep."
So wise, so young.