In the stratosphere and Ikea, no-one can hear you scream

>> Friday, 6 January 2012

I'm torn. Which is the better way to start a new year? Is it:


1. Flying home from London to Moscow via a one hour stop-over in Zurich, convinced that the total saving of, oh, about £150, is completely worth it because, what's an extra hour or two on your journey when you have two sons who absolutely love flying? Until, that is...

...the plane for the first leg of your journey leaves 20 minutes late, cutting your 1 hr window to change planes to 40 minutes in an unknown airport where you don't know how long the disembarking / changing gates / re-scanning bags / resubmitting passports for visa checking / embarking process takes...
.... and your husband notices in an annoyingly relaxed fashion just after you have boarded the first of your two flights that he only has baggage tags for 3 of the 4 bags you checked in (WTF?)...
...and your younger son proceeds uncharacteristically to throw up on not one but both of the flights you take.

Or...

2. Spending a grey and drizzly Russian Bank Holiday afternoon in Ikea with most of the population of Moscow, all of whom seem to be there with their extended families on a lovely day out, as you stagger around with jetlag and (look away now, any gentlemen reading this) period pains, trying to hold an intelligent conversation with your husband about bathroom cabinets and frying pan lids. Although not in the same section of the store, obviously.


Hmmm. The jury's out on this one, I think.


3 comments:

Nora 6 January 2012 at 19:05  

I would have opted for Ikea. At least it would have been possible to escape.

spudballoo 7 January 2012 at 08:44  

Good lord...one word...NIGHTMARE. how utterly hideous on all counts! happy new year ;-) x

MsCaroline 7 January 2012 at 17:44  

I vote for Ikea. It's been years (2005 to be exact) since we lived in a city that has one, and I would love to be in one again, even under trying circumstances!

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