Over breakfast this morning, I discussed the following with my sons:
Ah, the summer holidays...
*Basically, a 6ft long earwig/woodlouse. I know - the thought gives me nightmares, too.
- Which is the tallest animal
- Which was the tallest animal ever
- The difference that using the present tense of 'to be' makes vs using the past (i.e; 'which is the tallest animal', 'which was the tallest animal ever')
- Whether a terror bird is a mammal
- The difference between the word 'animal' and 'mammal'
- Who would win, in a fight between a terror bird and a giraffe
- How long a prehistoric artheraplura* (sic) really was
- Whether it's stretching from one end of the house to the other was likely
- Just how far that actually is
- Why we were not going to measure the length of the house during breakfast
- The exact length of Boy #2's stuffed crocodile (43cm, in case you were wondering)
- Whether a baby artheraplura could fit into Boy #2's glass for a drink of water
- Whether an elephant or a triceratops would win in a fight
- A return to the 'is' and 'was' conversation
- Whether an elephant or a giraffe would win in a fight
- The difference between 'tallest' and 'biggest'
- Who was going to put their plates into the dishwasher
- Why that wasn't a question, rather a command
- Why, in this instance, the words 'plate' and 'bowl' meant the same thing
- Why they still had to go into the dishwasher, whatever they were called
- Why mummy needed just a few moments of calm before we head off to the supermarket.
Ah, the summer holidays...
*Basically, a 6ft long earwig/woodlouse. I know - the thought gives me nightmares, too.
Really lovely post. Love the fact that you talk to him do much! Excellent imagination too.
ReplyDeleteYou sure must be on your toes to have all that information handy. I hope you had a cup of coffee first.
ReplyDeleteYup, sounds like many dinner conversations here. Especially the bit about which dinosaurs would win a fight. This morning, as I was trying in vain to put suncream on them for camp, I was asked whether mosquitoes bite other insects and suck their blood. I had to admit complete ignorance.
ReplyDeleteBlimey - that is enough brain fodder to make you want to go back to bed!! Lx
ReplyDeleteSo are you entering Mastermind soon? (Does Mastermind exist any more, actually?)
ReplyDeleteIt is one of the over-looked qualities of motherhood - the ability to discuss anything, anywhere, in depth, (while clearing up the house at the same time).
That sounds sooo much like the conversations in our house it's scary. Although I have been hit with 'why is there time' before 7.30 in the morning. I didn't have a witty retort just then
ReplyDeleteMM - unfortunately not talking to them never seems to be an option!
ReplyDeleteIrene - tea. But yes, I had some...
NVG, have you googled the answer yet?
FA, it is - if only!
Iota, Perhaps there should be a special mastermind for mums?
Melissa, 'why is there time'? Oh good god. I have NO idea how I would answer that one.
Potty I have actually had some time to think about this and shall share my deep thoughts with you so that should the q ever come up, you're ready. My theory is this. Because of the big bang, all matter got thrust out and as a result was travelling outwards. And that outward travel away from the centre of where the bang happened resulted in the creation of time. Now pass me some dope so that I can sound even more yar fully heyshoowow
ReplyDeleteMelissa. Now my head hurts...
ReplyDeleteThat's a lot of questions over breakfast! I am just about able to scrape together some weetabix for them and grunt answers to 'Is it school today?' 'Is it the weekend?' 'Is it movie night?' (my son - not a keen school-goer!)
ReplyDeleteps earwig thing sounds horrendous!