A 'boobie-putter'?
Perhaps you have to be a mother of boys to work out that he meant a bra.
Which is all well and good, and since I don't want to instill a sense of shame in talking about body parts in my sons (at home, at least - we've already had the conversation about what is and isn't appropriate on school premises), I thought it was funny.
What I didn't find so funny, however? The spoon he was offering me was teaspoon.