Boy #1 was the Hero, Boy #2 the Baddie. I'm not sure which Hero, or which Baddie - it's best not ask in these circumstances as you are then at risk of being set complicated Star Wars questions worthy of University Challenge - but Boy #1 was writhing on the floor as Boy #2 electrocuted him with his Evil Power. Cue the following conversation:
Boy #2 "And now, and now I 'lectrotute you. AHAHAHAHAHAAHA!"
Boy #1 : "And then, and then, I fight back. 'I have the high ground. Don't do it!'"
Boy #2: "And then I jump over your head!"
Boy #1: "But I slash at you with my light sabre and, and your cloak catches fire. But don't forget, when that happens you have to stop."
Boy #2: "Why?"
Boy #1: "Because when you catch fire, you have to stop, drop, and roll..."
Boy #2 commences stopping, dropping, and rolling.
Now, if only Anakin had known to stop, drop and roll in the event of his clothes catching fire, we might have been spared the Darth Vader years. You've got to love a modern primary school education...
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