"Mum, how do babies get out?"
We didn't actually have a car crash as I wondered how to answer my older son's query, but that was mainly because it was early and most Russians are far too sensible to be on the road before 10 o'clock on a Saturday morning.
I decided to bite the bullet. "Well, ladies have a special hole between their legs, and the baby comes out through there. Mostly."
Silence whilst this was digested. Then, in a very sceptical tone of voice; "Reeeeeaaaaallly?"
"Yes, really."
"How big is the hole?"
"Well, normally it's very small. It has to stretch - a lot - for the baby to get out."
There was a sharp intake of breath. "That must hurt very much."
I laughed ruefully, wondering if I might actually be managing to educate a male in how amazing women are, that they can bear the pain of childbirth. "It most certainly does."
Then; "Wow. Those poor babies."
"Yeah" piped up Boy #2. "Those poor babies..."
Dear Lord. Give me strength.
Ha ha. I remember years ago, explaining the same thing to the Queenager on a car ride. It all went very quiet in the back seat while she pondered the enormity of it all. Then she piped up, "But mommy, they'll be all covered in wee!"
ReplyDeleteBrilliant! I had a similar conversation with my daughter last year. Your son's reaction was far more entertaining!
ReplyDeleteGolly! You did well to get to Boy 1's age without that conversation! I had exactly the same one with L when she was 3 1/2 about a friend of mine who was expecting her 2nd. I simply said "there's a 'special hole'" and left it at that... about three weeks later, also in the car (what is it about the car?) she asked where it was. When I said "between your legs" she refused to believe me.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure I'll ever forget arguing with a three year old about the female anatomy...
Fortunately she hasn't made the connection with how her baby brother appeared yet.
ps you know it's only a matter of time before he asks how the baby got in there in the first place...
Tee hee.
ReplyDeleteI've had that conversation several times with the boys. Since they were both c-sections I just tell them they got cut out of my tummy, and that normally quietens them down for a bit....
Well, it must hurt, right? The poor babies do come out crying....
ReplyDeleteI wonder if boys, even when they turn into men, ever wonder how much it really hurts?
ReplyDeleteBoys, huh?!
ReplyDeleteThink you handled it brilliantly
ReplyDeleteTypical male approach - Mr still goes on about his terribly hangover he had when Bigger was born, nothing to me having to give birth without pain relief!
Ok - that is classic. Although I have to say, being a woman, that it is one side of the equation I haven't properly given much thought to...
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHA! Oh, my goodness.
ReplyDeleteI have had to share this story with a couple of people over the past few days, and we have all laughed. A lot.
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