I am not that person.
Or, it may well be that you already owned - or placed an early order for delivery of - haircutting scissors and clippers, to do the job yourself. Guess what? I'm not that person either.
You may, instead, be someone who has an admirably relaxed attitude to the whole Lockdown Hair issue, and has shelved it until the world returns to some kind of normal. What's a little long hair, after all? But no, that's not me.
I am, instead, the person who didn't think about haircuts at all before Lockdown started, and then continued not to think about them for another couple of weeks after that. Although the odd 'Boy #2's hair is looking quite interesting', thought crossed my mind there was so much to think about with home-school etc it took yet more time before I bit the bullet and tried to find now almost-impossible-to-get hairclippers online. Throw in long delays to promised delivery dates, cancellations and reorders, and by the time they arrived the men in my life had begun to look 1970's throwbacks - or the hair-bear bunch.
Thank the lord, the hair clippers finally arrived on Friday.
Boy #1 was first to the slaughter. Except, it wasn't - a slaughter, that is. I had decided that some prep would be a good idea and thanks to my bloggy mate Toni Hargis (aka Expat Mum), I found Nevsy Zee on YouTube. I can recommend taking a look (not a promotion, I promise) since as a result I didn't make too much of a hash of Boy #1's hair when we tackled it yesterday. Not saying that anyone should pay me for my efforts, mind you - he looks a little bouffant around the edges - but still.
Unfortunately that led to an excess of confidence - for me, Boy #1, and my next victim. Our learnings from this experience are set out below, for the benefit of all...
- Whatever your husband and son say, it is not a good idea to give your 16 year old a set of hair clippers and let him 'have a go' on his father's head. (Actually, I suspect that you already knew that).
- Once you wrest back control of the clippers to try and repair the damage, be aware that for some reason the less hair a person has, the more difficult it is to give them a presentable haircut. (Just saying).
- Fun fact: if a person has greying temples and you cut their hair really short (perhaps as requested or perhaps - ahem - by mistake) then it looks like they have bald spots on that part of their head.
- Finally, it is important to always - ALWAYS - check the length setting on a set of clippers. This will ensure that when you pick them up again after a fit of panicked hysterical laughter at the previously-mentioned looks-like-bald-spots, the setting is the same as it was before you put it down. Otherwise you may end up using a shorter setting, and giving them actual bald spots where their hair is a different colour, where this misfortune shows up even more clearly.
You're welcome.
(Needless to say, Boy #2 has passed on the home haircut. Smart boy).
