And in other news...

>> Thursday, 30 January 2014

... there were unconfirmed reports today of sightings of the Bottom of the Laundry Basket at Potski Mansions, a mere 11 days after the family's return from holiday.

Potty Mummy (46), a work-at-home mother of two, was unavailable for comment due to what is believed to be a severe case of exhaustion having reached the top (or bottom) of Laundry Mountain, although her neighbours stated that at approximately 11.00 this morning they had heard the popping of champagne corks and witnessed a blizzard of chocolate bar wrappers being thrown like ticker-tape from the upstairs windows.

Reliable sources, however, discounted the claims as premature, commenting that the Bottom of the Laundry Basket, like Shangri-La,  the Yeti, and the Loch Ness Monster is in fact a figment of somebody's over-active imagination, and that a nice sit-down with a cup of tea and a dark chocolate digestive should quickly restore a sense of reality and proportion to the residents of the property.

Indeed, following the return from school of the children known affectionately as Boys #1 and #2, along with their assorted paraphanalia of dirty socks, ripped jumpers, sports kits, and muddy trousers, the earlier claims have been withdrawn.

Potty Mummy remains unavailable for interview.

1 comments:

Tracy 3 February 2014 at 18:47  

This is so true in our house this week! We even had our laundry mountain enhanced by the baby's bedding from before the holiday (she threw up over everything about 3 hours before we were due to leave).

We had the added attraction of about 2 weeks of record rainfall, a tumble dryer in the shed at the end of the garden and a small boy who has dug his very own parent (sorry bear) traps on all routes to the shed.

I really ought to get some garden shoes that don't have open toes. Or open backs. Or holes in the sides.

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