Oh, how times have changed.
Me: 'I got a text from Grandad this morning. He said you left your earphones there when you stayed with them this weekend.'
Boy #2: 'Oh...'
Me: 'But don't worry - he said he'll post them up.'
Boy #2, confused: 'But why would he put them on the internet?'
Me: Sigh. 'I mean, he'll send them to you.' (Continued confusion on my son's face). 'By post.' (Still no understanding). 'Oh, for pete's sake... Using the ROYAL MAIL. In an envelope.'
I am a dinosaur.
Me: 'I got a text from Grandad this morning. He said you left your earphones there when you stayed with them this weekend.'
Boy #2: 'Oh...'
Me: 'But don't worry - he said he'll post them up.'
Boy #2, confused: 'But why would he put them on the internet?'
Me: Sigh. 'I mean, he'll send them to you.' (Continued confusion on my son's face). 'By post.' (Still no understanding). 'Oh, for pete's sake... Using the ROYAL MAIL. In an envelope.'
I am a dinosaur.
