"Because I am the Mummy. And I know everything" I replied.
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"But how do you know that?" Boy #1 asked again during a conversation about ancient Egypt, sarcophogi and canopic jars.
"Because, I learned it at school. And of course, because I am the Mummy. So I know everything about Ancient Egypt..."
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"But how do you know that 23 is 'greater than' 18? How?" during his maths homework.
"Because it just is - here's a number line to show you, and 'greater than' means 'more than' or, 'a bigger number than'. And, of course..."
"...because you are the Mummy. And you know everything."
"That's right, my child. You are finally getting it."
But Boy #1 had had enough. "You don't! You don't know everything! Who was it, in Star Wars Episode 2, who had their head severed off in the arena?"
"Ummm.... Count Dooku?"
"No! You see, you DON'T know everything. Ha! It was Boba Fett!"
Dammit. Apparently I don't know everything. I'm going to have to find another tag-line
